Ha! Not at all. Though the heatsink used on the Ryzen at the end of the article looks familiar.
Mine is in fact a lowly i5 (I didn't even go for an i7 like Deady has).
It's just an i5 that's 6 years more up to date than my last one. This one is an i5 8600 @ 3.6Ghz and is not over clocked. (though it has some elbow room should I want to go that route)
Did you see too that Msoft have sunk some computers off Orkney to see if a combination of sea cooling and lack of oxygen helps a data centre....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44368813